6.7.04

ST CATHARINES ONE-TO-ONE-CHAT: CALLER #45320
I'm looking for someone who can into a pair of blue jeans, for a long-term relationship;
Someone who's attractive – I like long hair;
Someone who smokes; someone who likes to go for a drink;
Someone who likes to have a life

1.7.04

Rat infestations, live cockroaches, mousedroppings: common elements in a Chinatown kitchen. And yes, all-you-can-eat illegal meat. Boy am I hungry. Could I get extra toenails with my chicken balls please?