The Rules of Hanlan's Point
1st rule: No staring.
2nd rule: No staring then waiting for me to find a spot on the beach before planting yourself nearby then staring some more then sidling up to me and saying "Hello Beautiful, wanna go for a swim?" then staring at me some more when I politely say "No" then following me into the water with your cigarette still lit (!) then staring some more.
3rd rule: No diddling of the dongle -- no, not even during the ferry ride. A friendly wink does not make public masturbation OK.
4th rule: No staring, then beckoning me to follow you around the corner.
Something for you to remember: Just because a gal shows up at a pub/movie theatre/clothing-optional beach by herself, it does not mean that she is looking for company.
posted by Lottie @ 6:50 PM
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3 Comments:
Ew.
Hey, i know you. I think i have seen you a few times at the beach this summer. Actually, i think i was sitting fairly close to you on a couple of occassions. You start to remember the "faces" (lol) of the regulars that go there. If my memory is correct i think you sat down near me a few times, i remember your face. Yes, your face. Was i staring? No, more like casually looking, like everyone else does when the first arrive. More like looking at a Monet and saying, "wow that's beautiful" I have been going to nude beaches since i was 17. I started going to the beach east of VicPark and Queen when i was 17 and still go there. I sorta understand what you were talking about, as i remember being hit on by guys at the VicPark beach. I could tell you stories, but that is for another time. See you at the beach.
While reading through some of your past blogs, your profile picture has been driving me nuts. I kept telling myself, i know i have seen her before, not just at the beach. I did a little surfing and "viola" i think i found out how i remember you. If i am correct, there are a some pics of you and your girlfriend at Hanlan's. The pics are not the greatest, but comparing it to your profile pic, there is a strong resemblence. And don't say, "all Asians look the same to white people" :) It looks like the person had a camera in a bag. If you want, email me and i will forward them to you. I could have seen you somewhere around the Dundas/Ossington area, as i have some close friends there and frequent the area alot. Either that or I was hallucinating.
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