4th Annual Festivus Feast at Ted's

Standing in my kitchen, watching 24-year-old boys get faced on Jack and Sky -- boys I watched grow out of their awkward high school phases, boys who took me to Charlie T's when my brother turned 19, boys whose hapless love lives I am usually pretty well caught up on, boys who have stayed up all night in our kitchen/basement smoking dope and playing Risk, boys who are basically good kids who have not led my little brother astray.