To those of you who've written me off...

Yes you, the visitor in Costa Rica -- and you, the visitor from Stephen Thomas who is obsessed with cauliflower and popcorn. Hello.

Just thought you'd like to know what kind of day I've been having. A horrible day.

Two reasons.

1) I have pimples. Two of them. On my face. I am not supposed to have pimples. Not at 29.

2) I stuck my finger in bird shit today.

Go ahead and gloat.