That's my Mama!

"There's nothing quite as satisfying as letting out that sneeze after it's been tickling your nose to get out!"

"I suppose..."

"Wait, let me rephrase that. There's nothing quite as satisfying as sneezing AND taking a nice dump!* It feels like you've just cleared your system; you feel so much lighter!"

"Aw Ma, now you're speaking my language..."

* Not exactly her words, as we were having this conversation in Mandarin -- but the jist is there.