CSI: Horatio

Call him hammy. I call him awesome.

Only David Caruso can deliver those lines with such conviction. That rubbery face, the fiery floppy straw hair, the gravelly voice, the dimples. And the eyes, beady blue and piercing. *sigh*

An homage to DC, on McSweeney's. Brilliant.

Maybe it was the change in hair colour, but DC's role in the hugely underrated Hudson Hawk(1991) was forgettable. If you were disappointed by The Da Vinci Code last weekend, do rent Hudson Hawk this weekend. It is one entertaining film. Far from horrible.

Conversation between two bored security guards:
"673 Wongs in the phone book."
"That's a hell of a lot of Wong numbers."

Gold.