Napoli is the new Santorum

I post this not as a feminist, but as a humanist.

A month ago, South Dakota passed a law preventing doctors from performing abortions except in cases defined by Republican senator Bill Napoli:

A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Inspired by the miserable failure phenomenon, the ladies at Smart Bitches Love Trashy Books have come up with a wonderful way to pay homage to the man by proposing the following definition of napoli to be made an official term in the English language. It is their hope that your visit to the link will influence the results on a popular search engine.

Their submission to the Urban Dictionary is still pending editors' approval.

Help them make it so by visiting Napoli.