tastes like chicken

"What's your soup today?"
"Avocado Chicken"
"Avocado eh? Is it a cold soup?"
"Nope."
"I find that warm/heated avocado has that aftertaste of semen. Is the soup any good?"
"It's actually quite nice. More chicken than avocado. I guess I should rename it so people aren't misled."
"Or hopeful."
"Chicken Avocado soup. With cilantro."
"Great. I'll take it."