"how are you feeling? better?"

"a little. they gave me an enema last night"
"right on! that's great. i usually give myself one once a month..."
"really? with a home kit?"
"yep, from the drugstore... sometimes i make up my own concoction... get in the tub"
she gets down on the floor and demonstrates her self-administered enema position
"oh wow. i did not find it fun at all. they made me keep it in for 30 minutes!"
i pat my bloated little belly
"rub it clockwise"
"like so?"
"yeh, that's the way your intestines coil..."
"so if i rub counter clockwise...?"
"it messes things up"
good to know :)