Librarians are an interesting group of people. I know that because I used to work with an assortment of them -- though most of these were school librarians. Some of the school librarians had the neatest earings and vests embroidered with cats and teddy bears. I have considered going back to school, if this fundraising career doesn't take off, and becoming a teacher-librarian. Or maybe a public librarian, then I'll get to tell neat stories like this guy.

WARNING: Libraries breed drug addicts. I came across this a few years ago and it still cracks me up.