I work with a doodiehead at the bar. She thinks I'm a retard. I just think she's a bitch. On my walk home last night, I gobbled up a pound of chicken wings. They were sooooooooooooooooo good. Then I felt sick. I have grown two pimples in awkward regions: 1) the area in your crotch region where your leg meets your pelvis (hurts when I cross my legs!) 2) on the inside of my boob, where the underwire digs into my chest.
~ Mildred Pierce, St Kitts

If we were still at the ROM, you'd call me this afternoon and I'd get to take a jumprope break in the afternoon with you.
~ Catwoman, O-Town